THE BASHFUL TROMBONE I'd be embarrassed by this if I had any pride. But I don't so.... (C) 2009 Royal T Music

Probably the reason I'm still alive. (C) 2008 Royal T Music

Finally going to end this RPM with a slop fest. Pretty disgusted with my efforts. I did have some fun though. I feel like I just gave birth to a full set of Ludwigs. High gloss black of course.

I haven't tried the vox pipes in a few months. I've been sickly and singing was out of the question. After 24 days of instrumental RPM, I started getting back to 99%. Might as well sing right? Better yet , let me trash the greatest song of…

This is a tune I picked up from alonetone a while back. Johnny did a piano version of "I'd Love to Change the World", and Michael Thomas from Cave Street added the outstanding vocals. When Michael told me he was doing the vox on it, I wanted…

I've been listening to a lot of Meshuggah since the last RPM.

Vocals: Tricia Dovidio Lyrics: Bob Beckley Composed, arranged & mixed by Steffen Offermann This one was tricky to do because the piano does not play at a fixed tempo, and it was an online collaboration (like all my collaborations).

Lyrics: Paul Dempsey Guitar: Billy Playle Bass: Andy Gupta Drums: Alex Zulaika Composed by Steffen Offermann & Tricia Dovidio Arranged & mixed by Steffen Offermann

Vocals & Guitar: Billy Playle Composed by Donna Devine & Steffen Offermann Arranged & mixed by Steffen Offermann Donna had the original idea for this song. She does not play any instrument, but she bought herself a keyboard, hit the…