This is what I did as a kid instead of punching walls.

No points for guessing the sample. I'm sorry, mr. don't-you-fucking-know-what-you-are. I was just a kid.

The flute sound hurts my brain now. Can't remember why I was so fond of it.

Recorded at an old piano in a basement LAN at somebody's house, sometime early 1999. Recording method: chucking a pair of gamer headphones under the hood of the piano and playing the first thing that came to mind. The whispering noises: my LAN…

This was supposed to have been a remix of a Neil Schuh song. But he hated it so I saved his bit for last and pretended it was my own. Fun fact: I played this at my high school music exam. It was either that, or sing.

Check out the Smashing Pumpkins drums on this one.

I wanted to start an album with a burst of white noise. I'm not sure why. Nor was I sure what to do afterwards. So I just chucked out a few chords.

The therapist voice I found on some university website's psych podcast. And then Lister wraps things up for us.

This version with vocals was recorded well after the fact. It was written with Sarah Palin in mind.

A strange interludey thing based around the Akira drum and a really funky choir sample, singing a gratingly mechanical version of the opening theme to the Delphine game Out of This World (Another World). Yes, I was a nerd.

Written while I was an exchange student in the U.S., probably at the student library, right after the New Year 1998.

This is probably the earliest track that has survived. This was written with Scream Tracker 2, back when I was in the 7th or 8th grade. This is the work of a child. Remember that.

I don't think I ever quite finished this one up. It was a nice idea that went nowhere.