How To Assemble An Android

Well look what Gene started… I decided to put my own thoughts on this one, and look what weirdness popped into my head this fine evening…. Thanks for the fun idea Gene!!!

Here are the lyrics:

How To Assemble An Android
© 2015 Colleen Dillon

I wanted me a nerdy boy
To be my closest friend
I looked online and found me one
He’s a man I thought I could depend

Techopedia…. Wikipedia…
Get an android friend they said
He’ll be fully functional,
And also great in bed

So his package arrived by Fedex
And a big two-wheeler was required
My box cutter nearly hummed
Dying to see what was inside

I sliced open his shipping box
And much to my dismay
His head lay on the bottom
Look’s like we’re going to be delayed

I put his head on the stump
That was supposed to be his neck
His fingers cold
His arms won’t move
His face was nothing but a wreck

Inside the box by the packing slip
A little note fell free
It said you are a silly girl
Silly girl, silly girl

Building androids from broken parts
Find a nice live nerd instead
Building androids from broken parts
Find a nice live nerd instead
Building androids from broken parts
Find a nice live nerd instead