All about Brett Warren
Hello! I’m Brett Warren. I thought about writing this summary in the third person as to seem more legit, but I knew people would see through my charade and call me a poser. Not a poseur (the good kind), but just a plain poser. Anyway, I live in the fabulously flat state of Illinois, in the tiny hamlet of Normal, where I record pop music in my secret factory. Sometimes I limp to the end of the driveway and then somersault to amaze onlookers before ushering them inside where they discover, despite rumors, I have no chocolate. Join me in a musical journey, won’t you? Also, I disagree, I think bad grammar is one of the unsung staples of rock-stardom.
And remember, like James Ingram once said: “playing it cool won’t help you keep your love warm” …or some crap.
Follow me on the internet, won’t you.