COPS Theme Song

Steven Douglas Baughman

I had a long story prepared about how my girlfriend and I were ordered out of a paddle boat in Golden Gate Park by a dozen cops pointing guns at us, about how disappointed they were when I was not “The Punk Rock Bank Robber” but some schmuck with a Failure To Appear warrant, and my exciting adventures in the San Francisco county jail, and my subsequent trials. But it’s even longer than this, and I’m lazy. Bye.