You know the type. Every workplace has one.

In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.

Wrote this one a while back. New government, same old bollocks though. Remastered.

Wrote this one a while back. New government, same old bollocks though. Remastered.

You know the type. Every workplace has one.

In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.

In the winter when I have no work I survive by the good grace of my fine lady. She says she doesn't mind but I can't help but worry that one day she'll get fed up with it.

No-one seems to quite know what the Big Society is. As far as I see it, it's a way for the government to abdicate responsibility and then emotionally blackmail people into thinking they have a civil duty to work for nothing.

When life gets too stressful just light up a fattie and dance! That's what I say. New, improved part 2 replaces previous version.

Believe what you like. Or don't. It's your choice.