About "Rollerblading in the Everglades"

I made up this song when I was 17 or 18 and finally decided to record it.

i definitely understand that i have a theme of benign situations becoming terrifying, and i guess this is evidence that this has been a lifelong thing. hmmm. and chapstick -- i talk about chapstick a lot.

oh, and i would LOVE it if someone would let me send them my files so that they could mix this or any other song properly. yay!!

and before we get in a fight about it, the Everglades is the only place in the U.S. where there are crocodiles. mmkay?