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Skywalker (Demo 2.0)
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Demo with lo-fi scratch vocals as I work out the flow.
Lyrics (not safe for work…)
CHORUS: Long long time ago/Oh so far away
VERSE ONE: Luke, a f’n Jedi Master/When it comes to blasting womprats there ain’t nobody badder/Son of Darth Vader, that legendary bastard/skilled with x-wings and with blasters/Stood before the Emperor with pride/and said. “eat a d–k, I’m with the light side/like my father before me,”/and Vader, he just showed him/he just threw him down a shaft until that f’er exploded, g./‘Til that f’er exploded, g./Sayonara, Vader and Palpatine/F— your whole fleet and your war machine/all that’s left is a motherf’n funeral scene/for Vader/Masked invader/Masturbator/in his oxygen chamber/he’ll be Hayden a scene or two later. VERSE 2: (No Disintegrations!) F— you Vader/I kinda sorta hate ya/I’ll use disintegrators/and thermal detonators/a double-bladed saber/turn off my navigator/and fire both my phasers/straight up your f’n anus./I’ll make you famous, you little bellyacher/complainer/podracer/Toydarian’s enslaved ya/Straight up: you aint the f’n savior/The Chosen One, that’s funny ‘cause Kenobi couldn’t save ya/You f’n screwed up major/about a decade later/a whiny brat teenager/with rage and s–t behavior/wait up/was it Plagueis who made ya?/Between decapitations you go mental and turn traitor/now Mace is in his grave/and even Padme ain’t safe because you go and stragulate her/‘cause you thought that she betrayed ya/nothing’s left but ashes by the time the Force Awakens/and you’re lower than the body lice on f’n Tusken Raiders, man.