Cover of a song from the 1980 film, The Return Of The King by Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass, music by Maury Laws When Bilbo found that shiny ring in Gollum's cave of gloom he never thought that it would turn into a ring of doom. The dragon, Smaug…

My name is Bill and I'm a wizard of great reknown. I lead the coven with my wife in Milwaukee town. I am a mason of the 33rd degree, practicing magic with the Illuminati. Laying in my bed in my parents' house in Iowa, everything is normal and…

All the bedtime stories have been told and you're tucked in so tight. Your mother kisses you on the forehead and then turns out the light. So cozy in your bed with your teddy bear. Under the bed and in the closet there's no monsters there. Being…

astride my magic flying horse I rule the sky when they see me coming all the monsters lay down and die I deserve to be on mount Olympus high the name of Belerophon and my legend will never die when I faced the giant Chimera with it's fearsome…

playing at ball like in the Popol Vuh the hero twins' father, Hun Hunahpu faced his brother known as Vucub in a court on the edge of the underworld the lords of the underworld of Xibalba 1 Death and 7 Death sent out owls for these 2 brothers…

from his throne in herot hall a plagued king named hrothgar calls to beowulf from across the sea kill the monster that poops my party is there no rest for a hero today always more monsters that I must slay leaves no time to take it slow another…

Cover of the song by Jason Isbell. This is funny because he's playing alternative country and I played the song as '80s thrash/glam metal as I could. You'll have to excuse my slight lack of effort, as this is just a cover song and I did the video…

As a public service message (brought to you by HADS, Heroes Against Dragon Slaying), the sad tale of a hero is told. This foolhardy young man sought to win glory by killing a dragon without contemplating the repercussions for the dragon's family…

just one lonely shoggoth from yuggoth born and bred to build temples for the elder things my opalescent pustules are nebulous perfect for placing cyclopean stones in rings they taught us how to build to breathe without gills to make castles…

Glorious power metal song about Norse mythology. The lyrics are too long to type in.

Parts, parts, parts. Written 1-30 to 2-1 2014.

Amongst the ruins of a palaeogean place tiptoeing quietly where no foot has ever tread morbidly compelled by thoughts from another time I traverse the halls of the dead The doctors prod at me in my cachinnating madness always asking questions…

on my mountain bike and I'm not clean 5 o'clock shadow easy to be seen when you see me ride by know that I don't preen been about a week since I changed my jeans nobody ever wanna get close up even the fleas know that I'm a loner they can…

This is a lo-fi dubstep track that I made using audacity and a microphone. Got to love that 99 LADSPA plugin pack, right?

This is my cover of Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball song.

I wrote a song about playing video games.

This is a song based upon a chord progression. It starts out soft and gathers energy. This demonstrates the metamorphosis of the song. The same chord progression and general timing are used throughout, making a static point around which the…

It's creepy and weird, has too many parts and you don't know where it's been. Upon closer examination, it is jagged and sharp with protrusions coming out the sides. But wait! Is that a microscopic portion of majestic beauty? Yes! Right next to…

The most bloodthirsty religion in the world carves a path of human carnage as they spread the faith. One of their top rules is against killing, but they pay that no mind as the massacre continues.