Adam Baratz

m4w

This is about a guy who fetishizes the process of meeting people online.

Customer for Life

I was in this Boston bookstore/café with a really cramped floorplan. On the way in the store, you have to trip over the customers who are trying to leave. This one time, I nearly knocked heads with the hostess... (more)

Good Morning

In medieval parlance, this would be called an "alba."

If I Fell (In Love With You)

Me rewriting Stephin Merritt rewriting the early Beatles.

TBD

This song is one half of a "breakup diptych." The other half is considerably less polite.

what a snake

may the love of god carry you home

Customer for Life

I was in this Boston bookstore/café with a really cramped floorplan. On the way in the store, you have to trip over the customers who are trying to leave. This one time, I nearly knocked heads with the hostess... (more)

TBD

This song is one half of a "breakup diptych." The other half is considerably less polite.

Ohio

spoken word

Customer for Life

I was in this Boston bookstore/café with a really cramped floorplan. On the way in the store, you have to trip over the customers who are trying to leave. This one time, I nearly knocked heads with the hostess... (more)