18 Chew on a Duck_

Billeous Wen

Jeggidowd: “Chew on a duck”

Zo dis guy, gay?
He wrode a ding inna boog
A ginduvvuh eggzraded zi fi boog bagginuhday…

Evvy medduhl, id wuz gulled…
…Dey made a zonguhbouddid…

…zwenmyway, diz guy, he did dis ding gulled

1996
Beguz bagginuhday, dad wuzzuh future

Id durned oud duh future never ’appened,
Buddazza nudduh story…

1996…
Everybody dugs laggis

Me an my buddy Dilemma, we dought dad wuzz a good wayda duck
We gulled id da dumb duck
We liygduh duck dumb
We’d gull each udder ub an zay
“chew on a duck? Chewanna duck dumb?”

Zo we did dad, an dime wennon…
Duh future ’appened… zomeplaze else…
Bud we jus sdayed dumb, me an Dilemma.

I lozd my job ad duh jiggin blant,
Zo mose days you jus vind me ovvuh dare
Jus duggin dummwid dilemma.

Wuzzamaddahwiddat?

Gay?

Wuzza

Madduh

Widdat?