Online songwriting workshop tossed me a fun challenge -- write a winter holiday (read "Christmas") song. I am no fan of Christmas songs, neither traditional nor pop, so this kinda pagan thing came out. :-)

This is kind of a Christmas song, and I know it's on thin ice. Even Paul McCartney wrote a sh*tty Christmas song. So I can, too, eh? ;-)

Cracked glass Lightning Strike The passing Yellow Line Pull over I said I’m fine Everything we took for granted Oh I can taste it Now it all amounts to nothing more than wasted time I said I’ll try Sad sack…

Subtle change of gray light Heart breaks in sync with the sky As it cries over open fields and tall stands of pines, their delight No weight to the world they rejoice Heavy lids, can't sleep Head like a hornet nest, a buzz with bees…

"Gilligan's Island" was (pick one): (a) the stupidest sitcom ever produced; or (b) a brilliant piece of absurdist theater. The correct answer may be (a), but if you chose (b), there is a good argument there. No matter what (and despite the number…

Rough stab at a kinda different sound, and my first use of some drum sounds from an obsolete synth. Your comments are invited, but please be kind! :-)

Latest iteration, trying to corral the trumpets! This tune is for a buddy who is old enough to know better but bought himself a three-wheeler anyway. I thought he needed a road song!