First clue that something is wrong with this picture; you're not in Kansas anymore.

Click your heels three times and say; There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.

Conversations with a Non Player Character and the other delights of banging one's head into a wall.

I see you everywhere I look.

I know I'm only just a scarecrow.

First clue that something is wrong with this picture; you're not in Kansas anymore.

Click your heels three times and say; There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.

Stranded in a desert; had to shoot the horse with no name.

Carbonated 160 proof fear chased with a shot of despair.

Blissful hope and other maladies of the broken mind.