bless yr daughters & yr wives send yr sons to warmer climes M16 & a carton of Camel Lights we'll send him home for the holidays call em Charlie, call you Sam Minute Maid or Minute Man Agent Orange or Agent Don't-Give-a-Damn-just…

I’ve been lonesome and forlorn One fine day I shall be yourn Crossing rivers mountain thyme I need to see my dear Caroline I need to see Caroline Caroline once called my name Held my hand and looked my way Tied my gifts with sisal twine…

Everything is not fine pass the pipe this way I’m putting on Highway to Hell Everything’s not ok Everything is not fine The wine’s all gone you say I’ll make a run down to Mapco No now it’s a Circle K You know my name if someone…

These little acts of make believe Come easily like charity I need it when the sun begins to set Would you believe it’s my first time? My first time living this here life On planet earth, or what you wish to call it? I even made a few friends…

No one grumbles in the pine woods No one cries when morning comes See the stars fade into daylight See the footprints in the snow My god could it be more certain? My god could I take the wheel for now? Ice made still the rushing waters…