This used to have lyrics, but I'll be damned if I can remember them. Even if I did I wouldn't post them.

Isn't it?

It is. This was written during my stay as an exchange student in the U.S. from 1997-1998. Probably while on break in the school library. Yes, I had Impulse Tracker installed on a computer in the school library. I was a real charmer.

This one's built around an Offspring sample ("Not the One" from Smash). It was written in one night during my stay as an exchange student in the U.S. from 1997-1998 with my host brother sitting next to me, offering me bad advice.

I'm not sure I ever technically finished this one. I think I just gave up half way through.

I think this is the song I've recorded the most times. This one at its harshest. And most danceable. Check out that fucking trance synth. Egh. I remember starting this up at a LAN back in maybe '96 around 2 am when everyone else started playing…

How's this for Bryan Adams'ing it up.

This was written one evening when I somehow figured out how to plug my dad's turntable into my computer. In one sitting, I went through his record collection, grabbed a handful of random records and sampled everything I could. Bonus points for…