Yes I saw a chupacabra. Recorded for the 2020 RPM Challenge Hello Little One Hello little one Glad I ran into you Are you some kinda freak Or did you escape from a zoo? Ears like a fox, look like a dog About as much hair as you'd…

Well, it tasted like Creamsicle. Perhaps the giant radioactive insignia on the outside of the flask was meant to be a warning or something. After your sixth beer, you tend to ignore stuff like that.

What kind of twisted infinity loop have you managed to get yourself stuck in? Time seems to weave in and out like some kind of Gordian knot.

The CB Radio in the corner echoes with an idle static, but something sounds peculiar - it's no noise you've ever heard before. There's something intelligent about it, like it's peering out of the speaker and looking right at you.

You peer out from the diner and see nothing. The further out you gaze, the more dilated the light becomes, leading to an infinite band of seamless white nothing.

You're hitchhiking, with no recollection of how you came to be here. A route with an irregular number has never been a positive sign.

Once upon a clock so high time shatters by her hand A sole survivor of man's crime Last remnant of the land Now I suppose a plot goes here For a maiden with time and free But with no action left to make All that's left's to be. It…

Instrumental track -- imagine if Tool gave up being rock stars to program video game music for the Super Nintendo console.

Alternate name: The Post-Mortem Pitchman We live in an age nowadays where a celebrity can endorse a product or service long after they meet with the proverbial reaper. Has anybody bothered to ask the dead guy if he wants to endorse half…

Alternate name: The Post-Mortem Pitchman We live in an age nowadays where a celebrity can endorse a product or service long after they meet with the proverbial reaper. Has anybody bothered to ask the dead guy if he wants to endorse half…