rpm 2011 Friends hate you in every way You fuck them over every day Jobless homeless knocked up too Revolving cycle is what you do 2 cars on blocks in the front yard Complain how life is really hard Think you don’t deserve this pain…

rpm 2011 You complain that’s what you’re good at doing Lay around without a care at all Nobody understands your feelings Maybe it’s the video games and alcohol Well I have got a solution for you And maybe you might even like it too Shut…

rpm 2011 You told me kid, better quit fucking around But I could see my ass from a hole in the ground And you told me son enjoy it while you can And not it’s too late cause I’m an old man Too fuckingo ld to be useful To fucking old to enjoy…

rpm 2011 XI strokin’ I don’t want to wake up Don’t want to watch tv Don’t want to go to work No desire to read Don’t want to take out the trash Don’t want to take off my shades Don’t want to mow the yard I’ve got better things…

rpm 2011 Making music everyday alone in my dark hole Pumping out my silliness for not a single soul Stinking up the internets with links to stupid songs Oblivious that no one clicks and no one sings along There’s a word for people like me…

rpm 2011 99 bottles 99 beers 99 shots 99 tears 99 whisky rocks 88 gin martinis 99 run & cokes 99 margaritas 99 splitting hangovers 99 gallons of puke all over I could sing this song all day, but I need another drink 99 bottles 99 bears 99…

rpm 2011 I’m a rolling rollercoaster see me roll away I’m a rocking rockstar rocking every day I’m a soaring albatross, but I soar too low I’m a fleeting moment, fleeting moment, fleeting moment Too many times I’m nothing Too many…

rpm 2011 Put a penny in your slot and watch the tumblers spin Every turn seems promising but we’ll never win Put a penny on red fourteen watch the ball go round The dealer calls out black 13 such a disappointing sound Losing losing losing…

rpm 2011 It’s your birthday but its just another day Alone again because your friends have gone away It’s your birthday but nobody is around All your former friends are nowhere to be found Unhappy birthday to you It’s your birthday but…

rpm 2011 You’re bitching about nothing once again you say I’m wrong Can’t get off your shitlist every day the same old song Yet every now and then I get a little piece of mind Like bashing in your fucking skull and stoping on your spine…