Damn close. I just have to fix the vocals.

A friend of mine asked me to write this for a mutual friend's 21st birthday. For the record, my voice is not actually that nasally. I was asked to write the song in a Broadway show-stopper style, so I decided to give the voice some character.

A friend of mine asked me to write this for a mutual friend's 21st birthday. For the record, my voice is not actually that nasally. I was asked to write the song in a Broadway show-stopper style, so I decided to give the voice some character.

Damn close. I just have to fix the vocals.

The dialogue is currently just place markers. It will be replaced in the next draft.

The dialogue is currently just place markers. It will be replaced in the next draft.

The dialogue is currently just place markers. It will be replaced in the next draft.

The dialogue is currently just place markers. It will be replaced in the next draft.

Until I write something better, this is what I want played at my funeral. Also, I want the only words spoken at my funeral to be bar jokes and pickup lines.