Well, who do think came down the cellar last night... Yep! you guested it, Charlie Sheen, he was none too happy. He should have been if the girls with him were anything to go by. He'd come to talk to Elvis about handling the Yes men and how he…

When I put these last 3 songs on itunes, my computer did something weird. It told me that these songs were already out there on the internet somewhere. So, in order not to infringe on any copyright laws, I would like to assure everyone that NONE…

title is self-explanatory, past tense however. i really wanted a song that had the flow, emotional intensity and unpredictability of an ocean. perhaps that's a bit cliche. done over the period of two months in a little dark room with an…

title is self-explanatory, past tense however. i really wanted a song that had the flow, emotional intensity and unpredictability of an ocean. perhaps that's a bit cliche. done over the period of two months in a little dark room with an…

A countrified tribute to Mr. Eno.

2010 I just got a phone call... offhand liz loves america though she often falls in love with places she's never been.

2010 A cautionary tale the continuing story of the Dedicated Follower of Fashion.

2010 Hey, your mind is a planet, bay-beh

2010 or... dig this, why not try a sensual massage from a manatee masseuse? It's a fun, sexy time at the endless seafood buffet! The little intro ballad here was inspired by the overly sentimental, 80's synth-cheese soundtrack to Wong…

2011 One of my favorite songs I've recorded. An amalgamated tribute to 80's Crimson, Andy Summers and Peter Gabriel.