38 have 28 toes

Steven Douglas Baughman

Juan is a very strange cat. Or a very normal chupacabra.

He has 28 toes, and tends to get caught on things. Otherwise he’s astonishingly graceful, and an outstanding jumper. And he’s quiet, and he’s immaculate.

He’s over 15 years old, and was very thin until just recently, when he decided that he liked food. He was also very aloof until recently, when he decided that he liked being held.

His best friends are Frank James and Bristlebutt. Sometimes the three of them will stroll into the kitchen together, side by side. The weird, the bad, and the ugly.