Jesse James Is

Steven Douglas Baughman

Jesse’s spirit animal is the sloth.

On the other hand, he’s extraordinarily greedy. Top up the food and he’s in there first. Freshen up the water, and he’s on the scene. It’s so bad that we have to lock him up at wet food time or he’ll go from bowl to bowl, taking the other cats’ food away from them.

Well, he is Jesse James, after all.

And yeah, we have a Frank James too.

Found as a kitten, crying under a car. He’s pretty helpless. Memorable quote: “Help, I’ve got dirt on me.”