It took me a long time to realize that nothing's quite as simple as it seems.

He's wondering how he'll make it through the cold and lonely night....

Dark and romantic! Written and performed by John Eimen.

I appreciate my wife every single day I'm alive!!!

She was the star of the play and he was the understudy to the leading man. He loved her from the very start--but could she turn her back on fame long enough to see him? This song has WAY TOO MUCH alliteration, which is why it always cracks me…

A jive-era feel, with lyrics about working hard to get what you want!

I was crazy about you back then---But now? Not so much!!!

You stole my heart (and some of my property) a long time ago--and now you're back at my doorstep like nothing ever happened! Gonads, anyone?!?

Good friends, family, my adorable pet--you all bring a smile to my face!!!

The days of denial are over---now what?!?