My deadbeat pal's in jail--and he's cooking up a scheme to get free by blaming the crime on me!!!

Turnabout is fair play, even in love!!!

We were in love once, but not anymore.

It's the little things about you that I'll always remember--and love!!!

A life of desperation and meaninglessness on the tough streets of the city.

The days of denial are over---now what?!?

Good friends, family, my adorable pet--you all bring a smile to my face!!!

You stole my heart (and some of my property) a long time ago--and now you're back at my doorstep like nothing ever happened! Gonads, anyone?!?

I was crazy about you back then---But now? Not so much!!!

A jive-era feel, with lyrics about working hard to get what you want!

Everybody who said we'd never last have broken up and here we are, still together!!!

This is my little contribution to Halloween!!!

The millionaires are doing just fine, thanks---but the rest of us are barely getting by!!!!

I've got it all--but the one I love.....

A hot exterior hides a cold, cold heart....

I'll lose control but maybe find love instead....

I dedicated this song to my old friend, Ed Begley, Jr. and to all those who are working to make this a cleaner and better place to live!!!

That's all I am--just another lonely man....

Is my future just to be....your ancient history?

Here's a great way to keep some peace at home!!!