This is a full joke. I apologize for saying that I want to hold your hair.

This was supposed to be a tribute to Daft Punk, the kings of the talking robots, but we ran out of time. Instead it's half a joke.

Crescent fresh at best.

If David Bowie played lots of Legend of Zelda as a kid...

Beep. Boop. We are robots and we want to make babies!

If my surname were plural, I could have a five of my own.

A song about spies, Godzilla, zombies, Ms Pac Man, moustaches, and aliens... possibly with moustaches.

You know who to call when your secrets need service! I'm under cover... under YOUR covers. Boo yeah.

A brief moment of sincerity in a sea of ludicrousity.

The danciest song this side of Dancytown! Please don't sue us, Junior and/or Senior.