Track 5

It'll end in tears... Oh - it has.

Back in the day, this one actually achieved UK national airplay on BBC Radio 3...strange, but true.

Made up entirely from samples from xmas songs...hell indeed. How many can you spot ?

Oh yes it is Jingle Bells...give it time to gather speed...although admittedly not as it's generally performed. Well, its a deconstruction, isn't it ? What did you expect ?

Anything with the word "Silent" in its title is just asking for trouble.

Ebenezer tells it like it is.

Ding-dong..Happy Solstice

From BAH ! HUMBUG !, a 2003 Xmas album of sorts. Watctch this space over the next week or so for more seasonal deconstructions.

Another popular attraction at the theme park. They just love the kiddies to death...literally.

A "lost" early track - this has never been previously released on cassette or CD. The passage of time has erased any memory of why it got that title.

I met an old man on the way He wore a mask like Sister Ray And this is what he had to say - "We want more songs about elves & flowers." I asked him - "Are you sure ?" He replied "Yes ! More !"

Created to celebrate 11-11-11 last week. Everything on this piece was recorded on 11-11-11, edited into samples 11 seconds long, then rebuilt into a piece 11min 11 seconds long. Oh, and also includes a random poem created by choosing 11 random…

God v Nietzsche ... Nietzsche wins by a knock-out. video features the highlights.

Watch what you're doing with that Stake ! Too late....

From the album MORE SONGS ABOUT ELVES & FLOWERS

An adaptation of Blake's poem, featuring his ghost. AND - a treat for Halloween - a video, also featuring his ghost.

From the album JOE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

Someone's forgot to turn the seance off again. From the album LIFE IS HARSH IN THE LAND OF GHOSTS THEME PARK