Written while working at Northeast Broadcasting School. Started out as a piano/bass/drums groove and sort of evolved into this forgettable number. The lyrics took about 4 seconds to write.

Actor/Director Ron Weber's many flubs and outtakes during a voice recording session for a radio show about Broadway musicals. Collage made with a 360 Systems Short Cut editor.

This song is based on Romans 3:12 and Mark 10:18. It kept bugging me until I wrote it.

The text on this track comes off a B-side from one of [Putnam Aldrich's](http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putnam_Aldrich) (my great-grandfather) records. He was a harpsichordist, a professor at Stanford, a chain smoker, and apparently had a sense…