I've always liked playground taunts and rhymes. LYRICS: Sit in the garden eating nothing but worms Tastes pretty good to me There's so much bounty coming out of the soil I could be feeding for weeks Who knows where that's been…

I know the world needs the upwardly mobile, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. LYRICS: Success is regressive Step forward is two steps back A world unimpressive judging me for what I lack Defying convention all rules are relative…

I'm afraid of death. Hope I don't die when I'm 44. LYRICS: The man in black professed to me the secret of this life The conundrum of human pain The reason for this strife It doesn't make much sense I knew that much was true But what…

I used to smoke sometimes, so what. Lyrics (as requested): Got a bag of weed Know how to be numb Light it up and pass it We all can be dumb It's fun to smoke marijuana I'm one to toke when I wanna I know I'm not poor enough to…

I was unemployed for 5 months. This was the last one I recorded before I became just another working man. LYRICS: Last one left to finish then I'm through Sorry if I'm under the gun Three more seconds antidepressant Afterwards we…

I like 20th century classical music. Grand Canyon Suite, can you dig it?

LYRICS: We are all ghosts who walk the earth Everyone you see and everyone you don't see Don't know we're dead through self-deception People pretend it turns out well Don't know what'll happen after this but I can hazard an educated…

This one was fun. Backwards tracks, violins and sitars . . .

Life is unfair; one day I was really mad about that.

I was writing one song after another after another. This song is about that. LYRICS: Everybody wants to find out my secrets I can reaffirm its true They say evidently it is elementary Sharing can be good for you Pay no attention to…