The middle verses are a poem written in the thirteenth century by William the Clerk

Homer's songs are inside your little phones all having a good time

Once in a while Homer thinks too much

Homer used to play music for a living and you know what that means

Watch out when opposites start attracting all the time

You can never regain what's gone down with the flood

Sometimes drinking can be an all day affair

Hangin' with the old hound

Homer's learned over time what not to do

Homer has paid his debt to the female mystery and is tired

to my grandson gus

the line of dawn says farewell every day as it sweeps through

sometimes death can be inconvenient

an ode to the national debt

a ballad out of forestport station, ny

this old bag of bones needs to come on home

sometimes you just have to go downtown

after the earthquake i wanted to reach through the tv screen and help the people of haiti

i've rolled my share of buick roadmasters off the mountain

cross between moonshine and rocking chair whiskey