Hornet's Nest

(Inspired by an actual posting for a hornet’s nest for sale on Craigslist)

Bored and surfing for some brand new toys or vintage microphones
But this one’s gonna take me down the rabbit hole

What is going through their mind sometimes you cannot comprehend
How this one’s gonna take me down the rabbit hole

What you supposed to do with it
Mount it on your fire place
What if it doesn’t even fit
Have I even got the space

Up for sale a hornets nest, doesn’t say if it there’s hornets still inside
Up for sale a hornets nest, oh my what a deal it’s only twenty-five

Lucky they’ve got pictures of each angle, like that makes a diff-rence from which side the hornets come and sting your face

How you supposed to make it work
A soccer ball that you can’t kick
Isn’t getting stung real painful
And does it include the stick