Borborygmus Blues

kavin.

We’ve all been there. Recorded for the 2020 RPM Challenge

Borborygmas Blues

I was hangin with my honey
Late last night
We heard a sound
And got a terrible fright
It sounded like a tremor
Or a far off beast
But I felt something down below
Something I consumed
Made my belly bubble up
Like a bag of yeast
or a broken Ford truck
It was so distracting
I couldn’t get it up
My honey was horrified
She didn’t wanna f—
Don’t take no tums
Or a stiff drink
Because in the end it’ll all be stink
Just watch what you eat
Don’t kill no cows
or you might hear a sound
Like a buffalo in heat