The Vaseline Queen of Abilene

kavin.

Although they would probably not admit it, writing credits to Carl Barnhardt and Kevin Martin.

Recorded for the 2020 RPM Challenge

The Vaseline Queen of Abilene

There’s a little town out west of Sabine
Where the wind spins the turbine
I met a woman named
Maybeliene

She was the harlequin queen of Abilene…
She covered her hands & feet with vaseline
And all in places in between
But she kind of smelled like gasoline
Or a real old can of Valvoline
We jumped and humped
On a broken trampoline
I fell off and ruptured my spleen
That gal’s desire was too extreme
So I had to leave
The Vaseline Queen of Abilene

Even though she treated me mean
I just can’t seem to stop thinkin
No matter how much I keep drinkin
about
The Vaseline Queen of Abilene