NOT FINISHED. another draft. just putting it up here so that i kick myself in the pants to flesh it out and write verses and whatnot and redo everything. great!

lyrics: i got a hot date and you know i don't wanna be late i need a ride to the bowling alley get ready cuz here i come put my new skirt on chewing peppermint gum did my eyebrows fresh white musk on my neck part my hair to the right cuz its…

lyrics: i got a hot date and you know i don't wanna be late i need a ride to the bowling alley get ready cuz here i come put my new skirt on chewing peppermint gum did my eyebrows fresh white musk on my neck part my hair to the right cuz its…

another song for kindergarten delinquents. wrote this maybe 15 years ago to make my friends laugh. recorded it, of all times in my life, this week.

another song for kindergarten delinquents. wrote this maybe 15 years ago to make my friends laugh. recorded it, of all times in my life, this week.

good lord. i was addicted to crosswords, and therefore became uncontrollably competitive and paranoid. [by the way, if anyone could help me master my songs, please give a shout! i can't seem to get them any louder...]