Learn to Stall 1 So your water is cold You’re probably hiding something  So if I ask you to stay - just go You’re the gift that keeps on taking   2 Why are you asking me? What do I know? Everyone was young once But nobody knows it…

last one of an epic 31 days. whew. this is a remake of july 11, shortened considerably, with lyrics added to the second half.

well, this didn't turn out like i expected.

last one of an epic 31 days. whew. this is a remake of july 11, shortened considerably, with lyrics added to the second half.

A story song by Nick Lowe, which refers to today's date and mentions my favoritre breed of dog, the dachshund. What's not to love.

well, this didn't turn out like i expected.

well, this didn't turn out like i expected.

I’ll hit the road Tonight I suppose My eyes do a roll When you make your joke (why are you gonna hit the road? Are you mad at it?) I wanted to Be of some use Words in my mouth Cut my tongue out It’s not so bad This foreign land…