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Malcolm Worthy

Well I guess you’re not reading the herald sun
Dear men, this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage
A 34 year old just asked for my number
Am I the only one tired of sneezing, coughing and taking meds
Thinking of starting to collect some vinyl
No one mistakes me for a manic pixie dream girl anymore
How do I get my ears to stop ringing
My wife’s iPhone battery started draining faster than ever
My entire flock of chickens was eaten last night
Really upset with my nonexistent future husband right now
When was the last time you’ve purchased a CD
Trump made america a shitshow and now australians are pushing one nation ahead