Bigger and Better (March 2026 REM)

natemonoxide

When I walk in the club, all the girls are like “wow”
Then when you walk in the club all the girls they walk out
‘Cause I’m highly swagnificent, got the swag dripping and
SoCo what I’m sipping I’ll be riding in whip and then it’s
Scene looking red-hot, tell the doorman best not
Keep me standing outside, or somebody’s gonna get got
I’m going to get shots, I want absinthe
Forgive me my liver ‘cause you’re guaranteed I have sinned
I’m fly like Jeff Hardy, Fly like Jeff Goldblum
Fly into a rage if there is somebody approaching
Provoking, Think that I probably just misspoke
If you thought that heard not scene was another stupid slogan
I talk more shit than a downspout
One more hit then I’ll bow out
Put me on I’ll turn the crowd out
I’m king shit where’s my crown now?

My dick’s much bigger than yours
It’s better than yours ‘cause it’s bigger than yours

I don’t like Tom Macdonald ‘cause he’s nothing but an edge lord
I heard two of his songs, and they made me fully fledged bored
makes my head sore, but this is not a diss
He’s just Eminem if Eminem was in a sale from WISH
I’m more like limp bizkit, proving I’m the shiznit
I spit the fokken rhymes that are designed to get your chick wit
Shake it like a shake-weight, shake it like a big dick
Shake it like you’re cheating on your steps to trick your fitbit
What you going to do dude? I see you coming unglued
Jealousy’s an ugly colour but it kind of suits you
I’ll be rocking youtube, I’ll be rocking new shoes
I’ll be rock and roll while you’re at home and watching blues clues
I’m in the who’s who of underground new dudes
If you know the half of it then chugga chugga choo choo
I do voodoo, I do magic
I get manic, write a song and prove I’m batshit