The Thought of being on a beach seems quite nice right now

But don't know why

A slightly pissed trip into a demented world. Hi ! Welcome. Come in, sit down and get comfortable. Don't mind the restraints, they're just for your own safety..

Somethings a bit off with this, maybe everything's turned up to 11, but I can't be bothered to sort it

Just an excuse to play with a kids xylophone (a few toy cars and an action man figure may also have been involved)

Does anyone ever dream of music?

Short... a bit like my attention span these days

Just a small amount... of effort

I can get lost even going nowhere

What's the opposite of subliminal?

Just making a noise, because its raining and I'm bored out of my mind