The story of my nephew being born on 6/6/2006

I hate those bugs.

Get off your phones

BBW's need luv too.

The story of my old drummer

when your the first of many.

Frank Zappa Got the Squirts

Stupid cops.

I got montezuma's revenge once. It sucked. So I wrote a song about it.

Simple. Poop, Shit, Turd, Shart. Yup.

Things my friend shane says.

Sometimes your need to be a teddy bear and other times a porn star for your significant other.

Grab tatas and do the the twist.

I found these things when i cleaned the house when I lived with an old roommate.

Having sex with a tranny and not knowing.

Everyone is texting texting texting. Driving me crazy.

Just listen and youll know

All about the dance.

improvisings

something from earlier about an hour ago.