This is the story of what happened when a girlfriend left me for a guy I knew to be a real loser. Enjoy.

Lyrics: Christmas time is coming, You can tell by the snow. But before you go shopping I just want you to know. This might sound funny But I’m being sincere. Please just give me money So I can get what I want this year. I’ve got…

Lyrics: How much will it cost to mail this fruitcake? The one that I have baked with so much care. Tell me, what’s the postal rate, and how long will it take, And will it still be fresh when it gets there? I stayed up all night just…

Lyrics: What’s the deal with egg nog, Why can’t I find it all year long? If I can get milk and I can get eggs, And I can find myself a steady supply of nutmeg, Why can’t I find my favorite beverage Except from around Thanksgiving until…

Lyrics: Merry Christmas. Here is my gift for you...

boy meets girl...boy mistreats girl...girl leaves boy...boy writes song about it...gets new girl!

I hated my friend's ex-girlfriend. Screw you, Keitha Lynn Barney.

This is my holiday wish for you.

Opened for Hentai Improvising Orchestra at 1919 Hemphill in Fort Worth. A 26 minute piece, I had to edit it down to this because of some nasty noise spikes on the louder bits. So whats left is a very sleepy piece.

Somehow this outlaw stuff comes out every time i have to do my taxes ...

Ok ya I know the song itself isn't Truly Final Fantasy VII, but this remix was intended to be hard and grungy like Midgar so... put 2 and 2 together and you get fishsticks. Enjoy

Not recorded for RPM, but for the expected release of this album. Bones was a chinchilla R.T. got for Xmas '07 that died just after new year's. This is for her. She was the sweetest.