Click your heels three times and say; There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.

First clue that something is wrong with this picture; you're not in Kansas anymore.

I know I'm only just a scarecrow.

I see you everywhere I look.

Drowning in a sea of mirrors.

Conversations with a Non Player Character and the other delights of banging one's head into a wall.

Run into the yellow brick wall, run into the yellow brick wall in the twilight of the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

Blissful hope and other maladies of the broken mind.

Carbonated 160 proof fear chased with a shot of despair.

Stranded in a desert; had to shoot the horse with no name.

On the house