Yes I saw a chupacabra. Recorded for the 2020 RPM Challenge Hello Little One Hello little one Glad I ran into you Are you some kinda freak Or did you escape from a zoo? Ears like a fox, look like a dog About as much hair as you'd…

We've all been there. Recorded for the 2020 RPM Challenge Borborygmas Blues I was hangin with my honey Late last night We heard a sound And got a terrible fright It sounded like a tremor Or a far off beast But I felt something down…

A Valentine's Day song for my sweetie. Recorded for the 2020 RPM Challenge

Source: Guitar

Source: Guitar

Or is this some sort of dream? "Sleep come soon, and white away the room." Perhaps this is a dream you shouldn't be having. Some doors are best left unopened.

They try and find a way to reach you, but it's like concrete.

On an elevator, we exist in a perpetual uncertain state between different floors.

The waking dream ends before it began. Trailing off to quantum uncertainty.

Are you hallucinating again?

Yeah - don't even think Houdini could get himself out of this mess. Ever tried picking the quantum lock on a wormhole?

You're hitchhiking, with no recollection of how you came to be here. A route with an irregular number has never been a positive sign.

Well, it tasted like Creamsicle. Perhaps the giant radioactive insignia on the outside of the flask was meant to be a warning or something. After your sixth beer, you tend to ignore stuff like that.

I'm not a trick of the shadows. You're the trick of light.

The CB Radio in the corner echoes with an idle static, but something sounds peculiar - it's no noise you've ever heard before. There's something intelligent about it, like it's peering out of the speaker and looking right at you.

What kind of twisted infinity loop have you managed to get yourself stuck in? Time seems to weave in and out like some kind of Gordian knot.

You peer out from the diner and see nothing. The further out you gaze, the more dilated the light becomes, leading to an infinite band of seamless white nothing.

an original song from 2004, recently revised.

And now it is time to sleep...