See if you can spot the Korn sample.

This was one of my earliest mods, back in '95 or '96, written in Scream Tracker 2, then remixed many years later (probably '99) with Impulse Tracker.

This used to have lyrics, but I'll be damned if I can remember them. Even if I did I wouldn't post them.

Isn't it?

This one's built around an Offspring sample ("Not the One" from Smash). It was written in one night during my stay as an exchange student in the U.S. from 1997-1998 with my host brother sitting next to me, offering me bad advice.

I'm not sure I ever technically finished this one. I think I just gave up half way through.

How's this for Bryan Adams'ing it up.

This was written one evening when I somehow figured out how to plug my dad's turntable into my computer. In one sitting, I went through his record collection, grabbed a handful of random records and sampled everything I could. Bonus points for…

I don't think I ever quite finished this one up. It was a nice idea that went nowhere.

This is probably the earliest track that has survived. This was written with Scream Tracker 2, back when I was in the 7th or 8th grade. This is the work of a child. Remember that.

This was the song I had to pull out of my wazoo on Monday night to finish the challenge. I didn't try anything fancy, since I had not time for re-takes, but I think it came out OK. It could really use a country slide-guitar or something, though…

It seems everybody I know takes a pile of subscriptions. I wonder if I'm missing out. Needless to say, this was bitchin' hard to sing, and I cheated like hell. Got old and fat just sittin around waitin till a new solution is found Solve my…

I recently read Walden, and spent a lot of time thinking about Thoreau's idea that it is folly to suffer to put away against future suffering. But of course that would be silly advice to follow. Save my money for a rainy day It’s the way so they…

I found out I could make this weird noise scratching over the center pickup on my strat. I looped it and built an "instrumental" over it.

An oldie, which I recorded very badly on a 4-track back in the 20th century. I have always wanted to do a "full" version with the bombastic fanfare I always envisioned. Here it is. I grind my butt into the sand where the ocean meets the…

I wanted more songs that WEREN'T about death and destruction. This song is not really autobiographical. I go down to my basement room To get away from everything To forget forgettable days Try to find something interesting Got a big comfy…

A song about the upcoming End of the World. They tell me that the world is almost ended the calender runs out and there's nothing more to say The sun will flicker out and leave us all to die So many things will be left undone You and I will…

A strange interludey thing based around the Akira drum and a really funky choir sample, singing a gratingly mechanical version of the opening theme to the Delphine game Out of This World (Another World). Yes, I was a nerd.