Tom and Amy are having a baby. This song is for the little nugget.

Our 4th song about Wawa. The praise is eternal. If you've never experienced Wawa, you just wouldn't understand.

John Salad wakes up, brushes his teeth, reads the paper, drinks a coffee out of his Ray's Diner mug.

John Salad gets angry.

More Original song than cover, I think. A re-imagining of the AC/DC story. My Rosie is a bolemia sufferer and is in a coma in hospital. The story is told by the concerned partner... --- Whole Lotta Rosie Never met a woman Never…

John Salad walks off into the sunset, carrying a severed dinosaur head in hand.

A man loses his sight after walking in on his great-great aunt in the shower.

Anyone who has ever gone to the Y between 9:30 am and Noon knows what it's like to go through the gauntlet of wrinkly asses to get to your locker.

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

The Devil blocks your view at the drive-in, and steals some of your snacks. What an asshat.

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Cover of the Blondie song, from the Plastic Letters album, vocal inspired by Sonic Youth's version of the Carpenters Superstar off of Juno soundtrack. This mixdown made on 7th March 2011, tracks recorded late Feb / early March.

Changed this one up into a bit Alt.Country vibe

Covers of some of my favorite songs

My favorite Zappa song......long guitar solo!!!!!

featuring the fantastic Tim Green on vocals. Thanks Tim.