This track features the voice talents of my two sons, one of whom is rather reluctant to embrace the idea of the bathroom as a vocal both.

Ah, overbearingly loud rhythm section is getting their groove on during rehearsal . . . the bane of all self-respecting FM synthesists (well, synthesists in general . . . nay, all self-respecting keyboardists I say!). The solution? Play in the…

What? Another Star Trek reference? Damn, you caught me.

Sorry, it's not a RHCP cover. It's not a typo, either.

If sixteen bonobos sat at sixteen grand pianos and could only play one note each and each knew how to divide the measure into a differing discrete division of time, might it sound a little like this piece? Probably not, but it was fun to ponder.

It seems Elle has finally gotten to Evan. It's too bad, really, but it's a fun use of a SCI SixTrak.

Schoenberg might wonder where the other three notes went.

Evan drinks with a few friends.

The urbanized flip-side of "a friendly pint." Elle and Evan have very different friends, and hang out in very different places.

Evan tries his hand at horseback riding. The steed gets away from him at one point and runs until it is exhausted.

Here is Evan yet again at the business of relaxation, this time in a forested setting.

part of a project,imagining what was the music thomas the apostle would have heard when e evangelised the jews of india..?...

by Jack White III

I had envisioned the title referring to a suicide; however I suppose it could be anything attempted without success. In case you've not sussed it out yet, our friend Elle is not a happy camper. Some day I'll get around to noting all of the…

Lost In Translation

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