I can't really help myself. *updated audio 5-17-12

I wanted to do a country song for my brother Mike, but I really don't know much about country music. This is the result. Hope you like it, Mike. LYRICS: Ain't got no woman Ain't got no car All I got is bills and a half assed will…

Yeah, guess I have an inner Gershwin who likes to listen to Beethoven. Go figure.

Still have not called. LYRICS: Mother May I take a few steps forward Mother May I leave this place behind Mother I don't want to go to heaven Mother Maybe I don't want to die Unfortunate son of a bitch who gets to barter for…

I can't really help myself. *updated audio 5-17-12

I have no money. That sucks. Disclaimer: One of my buddies, Chris Schugg, wrote the riff heard during the verses back in 2005 and gave me his blessings to use it. (He's pretty much set his guitar down for good, if you can believe that…

I'm getting sick of the same old chords. LYRICS: I'm retarded I'm a stooge I can keep myself amused Have a hand in my abuse Set a spark and light the fuse I'm retarded I am rude I am average I'm obtuse We don't use that word…

I have no money. That sucks. Disclaimer: One of my buddies, Chris Schugg, wrote the riff heard during the verses back in 2005 and gave me his blessings to use it. (He's pretty much set his guitar down for good, if you can believe that…

I can't really help myself. *updated audio 5-17-12

I wanted to do a country song for my brother Mike, but I really don't know much about country music. This is the result. Hope you like it, Mike. LYRICS: Ain't got no woman Ain't got no car All I got is bills and a half assed will…