When is a breakup not a breakup?

I'm getting sick of the same old chords. LYRICS: I'm retarded I'm a stooge I can keep myself amused Have a hand in my abuse Set a spark and light the fuse I'm retarded I am rude I am average I'm obtuse We don't use that word…

From now on, asterisk = final version . . . Anyways, the moment was long overdue for a redo. ;)

Some people need to fall down every now and then. LYRICS: Won't you ever go away cause I feel the same way too Did you have your kicks and eat them too Did you ever cross the line I confess is undefined Did you have your taste of…

I guess you could say I had second thoughts . . . (And then second thoughts about the song . . .)* *UPDATED 2-20-12 LYRICS: Never inside you again unless you promise to pretend What happens next all depends on if you change your…

All work and no play . . .

Another version of this. Door-to-door-to-door . . . LYRICS: Always heading in one direction never knowing where the next connection is or where it is that I am going next Should I take a right or take a left? There's a detour that I…

Just finished reading The Lucifer Principle . . . LYRICS: Every once in a while Uncle Sam stands up Line up single file Marching hup 2 3 4 His unsure intentions make them disagree but he knows how to compromise Make them bend their…

One day I'm going to write a symphony. It gets heavy after the first 30 seconds.

I have no money. That sucks. Disclaimer: One of my buddies, Chris Schugg, wrote the riff heard during the verses back in 2005 and gave me his blessings to use it. (He's pretty much set his guitar down for good, if you can believe that…