I have a tendency to distance myself from other people.

OUT OF THE EATER CAME FORTH MEAT. OUT OF THE ETHER CAME FORTH ME.

Break ups stink, especially when the other person gets petty.

Sticks and stones . . .

I hated my friend's ex-girlfriend. Screw you, Keitha Lynn Barney.

We all wank or we're liars.

Told my crazy family sayonara.

I used to think I might be schizo.

My mother is not a nice lady. I haven't spoken to her since the day I turned 18.

He takes his first steps upon the stage.