If we want to commune with the world the way the Goddess does, we’ve got to be Pantheosexuals . . . We've got to be experts in the art of Polymorphous Perverse Omnidirectional Goddess Diddling. Anything less is a lie, an obscene limitation…

Welcome to the Beauty and Truth Lab. Describe what you want more than anything else. The song is part of the soundtrack from my book, "PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings," which…

You are a gorgeous genius, but maybe you could become an even more gorgeous genius. The song is part of the soundtrack from my book, "PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings," which…

You are a gorgeous genius, but maybe you could become an even more gorgeous genius. The song is part of the soundtrack from my book, "PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings," which…

the most awesome thing ever recorded by anyone, anywhere, at anytime in the entire history of recorded things. It's true.

the most awesome thing ever recorded by anyone, anywhere, at anytime in the entire history of recorded things. It's true.

I thought the hand claps were a bit weird but I wasn't running this dog and pony show. See more notes under "red cowboy" and "I left my toothbrush in St. Louis".

I thought the hand claps were a bit weird but I wasn't running this dog and pony show. See more notes under "red cowboy" and "I left my toothbrush in St. Louis".