Kiss This

Dale Houstman

A sort of satire on “cock rock” with a bit of psychedelia mixed in.
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Kiss This

Kiss this!
Give me your lip tool
Suicide of pride
A failure at Hip School
Kiss this!
You’re just a mouth in hideous clothing
You don’t know what I am proposing

Twist it out
Screw it in
Give it away
Kiss this

Kiss this
Get on the treadmill
If you take a shot
You’d better go for a head kill
You’re just a mouth on a beautiful moron
I imagine you’re a girl that I could snore on

Put it in
Pull it out
It’s not for free
Kiss this

Kiss it for the lonely ones who never had a date
You can call it anything except statutory rape
Kiss it into action
Or let it droop and drop
There is no one in my family whom you could call a cop

Kiss this!
Don’t take a photo
You’re a bad clarinetist
Begging for a solo
I don’t believe that your spirits are flagging
I believe you are cruising for a shagging

Shove it in
Squeeze it out
I’m not your friend
Kiss this!