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My Little Roadside Killer

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Everyone deserves love, even serial killers.
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My Little Roadside Killer

My little roadside killer
She’s so sweet
She slaughtered Mother’s lover
Well he was made of meat
She butchered him correctly
Wrapping paper white
And the reason that I love her so?
She’s an animal at night

My little roadside killer
Very nice
She stuffed a fireman’s daughter
With beans and Spanish rice
She boiled her soft in treacle
The skull’s a perfect drum
And the reason that I love her so?
She never wastes one crumb

She’s a killer
You don’t have to say it
But what a thriller
Takes a baby and slays it
But she’s never angry or dull
And I don’t care that she’s cursed
I wonder where she purchased
That exotic-looking purse?

My little roadside killer
She’s so fine
She tied a football hero
With some baling twine
She promptly disemboweled him
And cleaned the fat away
And the reason that I love her so?
And the reason that I love her so?
And the reason that I love her so?
I really couldn’t say
I just like her that way

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