Contains language. This, or at least the second part of it, was originally going to form part of a comedy opera I would never have finished in a million years. Couldn't resist putting it on here. I don't normally write out my lyrics, but…

Inspired by and in collaboration with [My First Dictionary](http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com), [Nick Parton](http://veryusartists.com/nickparton) sings a song about mums. Visit [veryusartists.com / mother would rather](http://veryusartists…

Inspired by and in collaboration with [My First Dictionary](http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com), [the VUArtists](http://veryusartists.com/vuartists) kick things off with a quaint little ditty. So come sing along! Visit [veryusartists.com…

Inspired by and in collaboration with [My First Dictionary](http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com), [the VUArtists](http://veryusartists.com/vuartists) kick things off with a quaint little ditty. So come sing along! Visit [veryusartists.com…

Inspired by and in collaboration with [My First Dictionary](http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com), [the VUArtists](http://veryusartists.com/vuartists) kick things off with a quaint little ditty. So come sing along! Visit [veryusartists.com…

Inspired by and in collaboration with [My First Dictionary](http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com), [the VUArtists](http://veryusartists.com/vuartists) kick things off with a quaint little ditty. So come sing along! Visit [veryusartists.com…